At 7:30 we're taking Sasha to the vet to be put to sleep. She hasn't moved in 2 days and she won't eat or drink anything. Poor baby is in too much pain to keep going.

I love you Sasha. I'll miss you.

Fifty years ago today Doc Emmett Brown created the flux capacitor which made time travel possible. Well done, Doc!

not very creative, its just one of my old soccer jerseys, but its gotten some cute questions

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ash says:
so you can do art
ash says:
but you cant write a poem
c says:
I dont like words

AToTheSquiz: for you people who like to bic your ass and balls, do you have hairy legs? and do you shave those too? if you dont, doesn't it look funny to have hairy legs and then nothing at all?

salvatorparadise: it's all about subtlety and blending, like a bob ross painting, but for the nuts


I just found that amusing.

Had to preserve this PURE GOLD:


me (2:42:51 PM) do my laundry
me (2:42:54 PM) and bake me a pie
me (2:42:59 PM) while giving me a blowjob
FemaleFriend (3:02:58 PM) excuse me
me (3:03:17 PM) I meant "hi... how are you doing"
FemaleFriend (3:04:10 PM) this is FemaleFriend's father
FemaleFriend (3:04:13 PM) who is this?
FemaleFriend (3:05:59 PM)I hope this is some joke. If you ever speak to my daughter that way again I will find you and you will never forget it.
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Didn't see that one coming..... lollerskates!



I'd shit myself. That's so fucking funny.

Today is my 21st Birthday! YAY!

Update more later <3

its my first day of work and i feel like im gonna throw up

that is all

i got a job

at fashion bug

i start tomorrow

I went in for my interview today - but my boss said they like me so much they dont wanna bother with the interview, i just needed to pass a personality test

and come on, im loveable.

i passed, clearly and she was like "oh thank god, cuz i already have you in the schedule for next week"

Rock on.

I think this will be awesome

I have caramel popcorn WITH peanuts.

Life is good.